Text 29 Jul 279,096 notes

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

Photo 29 Jul 55,605 notes

(Source: ohsobreezyjane)

Text 29 Jul 45,955 notes

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Text 29 Jul 384,118 notes

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt
via numb.
Text 29 Jul 440,452 notes

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

Video 29 Jul 78,927 notes

(Source: meanplastic)

Photo 29 Jul 125,077 notes datunofficialdisneyprincess:


kitty?

Who did this shit?

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

kitty?

Who did this shit?

Photo 29 Jul 30,460 notes dekutree:

she thicc

dekutree:

she thicc

(Source: veryraresecrete)

via Markaylaa.
Text 29 Jul 206,201 notes

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

Photo 29 Jul 48,516 notes hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

(Source: xmidnightfantasy)

Text 29 Jul 104,009 notes

ladies-and-tattoos:

can’t decide if I want a tattoo sleeve or a career

Quote 29 Jul 66,650 notes
Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.
— note to self (via aurelle)

(Source: c0ntemplations)

Text 29 Jul 11,888,463 notes Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

image

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)

Video 29 Jul 266,948 notes

trogdorthe-burninator:

hogwartshungervampirestimelords:

a-myriad-of-fandoms:

After being Hermione’s friend for 7 years, Harry still hasn’t understood how fucking badass she is. :P 

He pulls the same face 

GRANGER DANGER GRANGER DANGER

(Source: simplypotterheads)

Photo 29 Jul 702,257 notes 
This little guy needed a break mid-walk

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

(Source: awwww-cute)


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